ElderlyJokes A Man Was Walking Past A Retirement Home . This Is Epic. A man was walking past a retirement home with a tall wooden fence along the side. He heard voices chanting, “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” coming from inside the fence. Curious, he spied a knothole in the fence and put his eye up to it to see what was going on in there. Just as< he did, a finger came out of nowhere and poked his eye, hard. As he stumbled away in excruciating pain, he heard the chanting start up again – “Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen.” See more Previous joke A Man And Woman Were Celebrating 50 Years Together. Next joke A Happy Couple Was Once Celebrating Their First Anniversary.