A man walks into a doctor’s office and asks the doctor to inspect his leg.
The man says:
“Here, put your ear to my knee.”
The doctor puts his ear to the man’s knee and hears very faintly:
“Come on, can I have five bucks, just five bucks?”
The doctor steps back in horror, and the man says:
“I know, but it gets worse. Put your ear to my shin.”
The doctor puts his ear to the man’s shin and hears very faintly:
“Come on, can I have ten bucks, just ten bucks?”
Once again, the doctor stands up, very perplexed.
The man then says:
“If that surprises you, put your ear to my ankle.”
The doctor puts his ear to the man’s ankle and hears oh so faintly:
“Come on, can I have twenty bucks, just twenty bucks?”
The doctor then stands up and says:
“Well, I can I make just one conclusion.
Your leg is broke in three places.”
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