JokesMarriage A Man And His Wife Went Three Days Without Talking. This Is Hilarious. A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have an early meeting in office. As he needed to get up early, he decided to ask his wife to wake him up. But he did not want to be a person who began the first conversation, so he wrote on a paper: -“You wake me up at 6 in the morning.” When he got up in the morning, he looked at the clock and realized that it was 9 o’clock. He was so angry and shouted: -“What’s wrong with you! What were you thinking? You are inconsiderate, you did not do what I asked you to do.” His wife did not say anything and looked at the table a paper on which was written the following: “It’s six o’clock, get up!” Moral: Do not stay without talking to your woman, they always win, they are always right and they are simply great at getting back. See more Previous joke Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson. Next joke The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.