The manager of a jewellery store nabs a shoplifter trying to steal a necklace.
“Listen,” the crook says,
“you don’t want any trouble, and neither do I. What do you say I just buy the necklace and we forget this ever happened?”
The manager agrees and writes up a sales slip.
“You know,” says the crook,
“this is more than I wanted to spend. Got anything less expensive?”
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