Mick says to Paddy:
“It’s my wife birthday tomorrow and I don’t know what to get her. She has everything under the sun, besides she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped bejabbers.”
“I have an idea, why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great s*x, anyway she wants it. She will probably be thrilled?”
So that’s what Mick did.
The next day Paddy said to Mick.
“How did my suggestion turn out?”
“She loved it, she jumped up, thanked me kissed me on the mouth and ran out the door telling me. ‘I’ll see you in two hours!'”
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