AnimalsJokes A Mischievous Farmer, Known For His Wild Sense Of Humor. This Is Hilarious. A mischievous farmer, known for his wild sense of humor, decided to play a prank on the animals in his barn. Feeling particularly bored one day, he led a female donkey and a male donkey to the center of the barn and gathered the other animals around. He began a mock ceremony, saying, “Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay together, and graze forth until death do you part?” After pinching them both until they hee-hawed in agreement, the farmer declared, “I now pronounce you donkey and wife!” With a grin, he looked at the male donkey and said, “You may now kick the bride!” See more Previous joke A Zookeeper Wishes To Buy Some New Animals. Next joke Dave Was Feeling Down.