ElderlyJokes Molly And Peter Who Have Been Married For Almost 48 Years. This Is SuperFunny. Molly and Peter who have been married for almost 48 years. They have raised a brood of 12 children and are blessed with 23 grandchildren. When asked about the secret for staying together all that time, Molly replies, ‘Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.’ See more Previous joke An Elderly Man Made His Final Request To His Wife. Next joke The Preacher Has Just Finished An Inspiring Church Service.