A monkey is sitting on a riverbank, smoking weed.
A frog, swimming by, gets a whiff and makes a beeline to the shore:
‘Hey, dude! Mind if I take a puff?’
‘Get out of town,’ says the monkey.
‘You’re so small you’ll be off your face after the first hit.’
‘Oh come on, just a little bit! I’ve always wanted to try it.’
‘Well, you asked for it.
Just remember: don’t breathe out right away. Take a dive and sit there as long as you can.’
So the frog takes a hit, holds its breath and dives underwater.
After a while, a crocodile swims by, notices a clearly high frog and asks:
‘Hey, where did you get the stuff?’
‘Ask the monkey.’
The crocodile comes up from the water, and the monkey stares at it wide-eyed:
‘Frog, breathe the f*ck out!!!’
If you liked this, please share by using the share button below.