New Gig

A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question.

Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business stores in the quiet street.

Driver: Sir, you scared the crap out of me!

Passenger: I’m really sorry. I didn’t realize you scare easily.

Driver: I apologize as well. It’s not your fault.

I’ve been driving a funeral van for 25 years.

I was late to realize I’m a cab driver now.