AnimalsJokes A News Reporters Visit A Hen. This Is Truly Hilarious. News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg. “This is incredible!” they say. “A two-pound egg is unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?” The hen proudly replies, “Yes, I’m aiming for a four-pounder!” Turning to the rooster, the reporters ask, “And you, sir, what are your goals for the future?” The rooster responds with a grin, “To catch that darrrn ostrich!” See more Previous joke An Ant Is Walking Down The Road. Next joke An Old Man Goes To An Elderly Lawyer.