ElderlyJokes An Officer Pulled A Woman Over 4 Speeding. This Is Epic. An Officer pulled a woman over 4 speeding. She asked what was the problem. He replied “Ma’am you were going at least 90 in a 45 zone.” He then asked 4 her DL & insurance. She replied “my DL have been revoked 4 DUI & this is not my car, the owner of this car is part in the city .” He asked her 2 step out of the car. She informed he that she was drunk & did not think she could even stand up. Officer immediately called 4 back up. Several squad cars arrived. Another office walked over 2 the car, asked her 2 get out of the vehicle. She complied. They then asked 4 permission 2 search the vehicle… . Confused bout what he had been told, he then asked 4 DL & proof of insurance. She handed him both. The officer then said. “Ma-am, the 1st officer told us u had no DL no insurance & your are not the owner of this car.” wit eyebrows raise & lips twisted the lady said….. “I bet the lyin bastard told u I was speeding 2 didn’t he?” See more Previous joke Ted Was Going Bald. Next joke Two Men Are Waiting For A Train.