ElderlyJokes An Old Husband And Wife Went To Breakfast. This Will Make You Go ROFL. An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ the wife said. ‘ But I don’t want the eggs.’ Said the old husband. ‘ Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her. ‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ wife asked incredulously. ‘YES!’ stated the waitress. ‘I’ll take the special then,’ wife said… ‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked. ‘Raw and in the shell,’ the wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake… Moral Of The Story–> DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! See more Previous joke An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box. Next joke Two Snakes Ponder Their Identity.