An Old Lady Outsmarts Store Policies!

An old lady went to the store to buy food for her dog.

At the checkout, the clerk said,

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but the manager has a new policy.

We’ve heard some old ladies on limited incomes buy dog food to eat themselves.

If you want to buy dog food, you need to show us your dog.”

Annoyed, the lady went home, brought her faithful Fido, and returned to the store.

The clerk sold her the dog food without question.

The next day, she returned to buy cat food.

Once again, the clerk said,

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but we have the same rule for cat food.

You’ll need to show us your cat.”

Frustrated, the lady stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy cat, and returned.

The clerk sold her the cat food without issue.

On the third day, the woman returned to the store with a box in her hand.

She walked up to the same clerk and said,

“Put your hand in this box.”

The clerk looked at her, confused.

“What’s in the box?”

“Just put your hand in,” the woman insisted.

“No way! There might be something in there that bites me!”

The old lady smiled and reassured her,

“Nothing will bite you, I promise.”

Reluctantly, the clerk reached into the box, felt something strange, pulled it out, and screamed.

Smirking, the old lady asked,

“Now, may I please buy some toilet paper?”