ElderlyJokes An Old Man Finds A C0ndom. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 7.9k Views An old man finds a c0ndom in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a c0ndom,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do you use it for?” asks Grandpa. The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, “I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain.” Grandpa says, “That’s a great idea.” He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c0ndom. “What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist. “Big enough to fit a Camel.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Wakes Up. Next joke A Leading Professor Giving A Lecture.