ElderlyJokes An Old Man Goes To An Elderly Lawyer. This Will Make You Go ROFL. An old man goes to a lawyer and asks, “What is your fee?” The lawyer replies, “$1,000 for three questions.” The man is taken aback and says, “Wow, that’s pretty expensive! Isn’t it a bit too much?” The lawyer smiles and says, “Yes, what’s your third question?” See more Previous joke A News Reporters Visit A Hen. Next joke A Travel Agent Looked Up From His Desk To See Old Lady.