ElderlyJokes An Old Man Is At Passport Control In Paris. This Will Blow Your Mind. He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find. The irritated woman on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’ ‘Yes’ replied the old man. Sarcastically she responds ‘Well surely you should know to have your passport ready…’ to which he answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’ ‘Impossible!!’ she bellowed. The old man looks her straight in the eye and says ‘Last time, when I landed on D-Day on 6th June 1944, I couldn’t find a Frenchman to give it to’ See more Previous joke A Young Woman Decides One Day To Prove Her Intelligence To Her Husband… Next joke A Doctor And An Engineer Were In Love With The Same Woman!