An Old Man Was Sitting On A Train.

What Follows Next Is Just Hilarious.

An old man was sitting on a train…

Across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realized she was going commando

She saw him staring and inquired,

“Are you looking at my [email protected]?”

“Yes, I’m sorry,” he replied and promised to avert his eyes.

“It’s all right,” she replied,

“It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.”

Sure enough, the [email protected] blew him a kiss.

The old man was completely astounded and asked what else it could do.

“I can also make it wink,” she replied.

The old man stared in amazement as the [email protected] winked at him.

“Come and sit next to me,” she said, patting the seat.

He moved over and she asked,

“Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?”

Stunned, he stammered,

“You-you’re kidding me, you mean it can whistle, too?”

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