An old man was traveling on his donkey’s back on a highway
Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the man and say
-Hey, why didn’t you fasten your seat belt?
-Well, I ain’t gonna do that!
-Then we have to find you.
-Yeah just make it quick I’m in a hurry
-So do you want us to find you or the donkey?
-What’s the difference?
-If we fine you it’s $500 if we fine the donkey it’s $300
-Fine me, then
The officers chortle and ask:
-Yeah, why is that?
-Let the donkey’s record stay clear. I’ll make him into an officer.