ElderlyJokes A Crusty Old Man Walks Into A Bank. This Will Blow Your Mind. 8.3k Views A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.” The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that a woman does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window & the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” There is no f*cking problem,” the man says. “I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery & I want to put my f*cking money in this damn bank.” “Oh…I see,” says the manager, “And is this b!tch giving you a hard time sir…?” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Were At Home. Next joke Grandpa And His 7-Year-Old Grandson Are Gardening.