ElderlyJokes An Old Man Walks Into A Jewelry Shop. This Is Truly Hilarious. 2.9k Views An old man walks into a jewelry with a much younger gal : He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’ At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000″ the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We will take it.’ The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I will write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I will pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’ On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘Sir…There’s no money in that account.’ ‘I know,’ said the old man… ‘But let me tell you about my weekend.’ See more Previous joke The Husband Leans Over And Asks His Wife. Next joke Johnny Learning Good Sleeping Habits.