ElderlyJokes An Older Couple Is Sitting On The Couch. This Will Blow Your Mind. An older couple is sitting on the couch watching tv. The wife turns to the husband and asks if he’d like some ice cream. He says “I would but you always forget the whipped cream and I just can’t without the whipped cream” she says “I won’t forget the whipped cream you’ll see” 15 minutes later she comes back from the kitchen and hands him a plate of spaghetti. He takes one look and says “See! I knew you’d forget the parmesan!” See more Previous joke 2 Elderly Women Meet Up Again For The First Time. Next joke A Man Who Lived In Alaska Put Trousers On His Mule.