ElderlyJokes An Older Lady Was Lonely. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 239.8k Views An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company so off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched, but nothing seemed to catch her interest, except an ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her and whispered: “I’m lonely, too. Buy me and you won’t be sorry!” The old lady figured, “What the heck?” as she hadn’t found anything else. So she bought the frog and put him in the car. Driving down the road, the frog whispered to her: “Kiss me and you won’t be sorry.” The old lady figured again, “What the heck?” and kissed the frog. Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. The prince then kissed the old lady back. And guess what the old lady turned into??? Come on… Guess! Ooooooohhhhhhh… Come on! THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND! She’s old……. NOT DEAD!!!!! See more Previous joke A Frenzied Young Man Ran Into A Pet Shop. Next joke An Elderly Man And His Wife Go To Their Honeymoon Hotel.