An Older Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding.

This Is Mind Blowing.

An older woman gets pulled over for speeding.

While cruising along the highway, an older woman gets pulled over for speeding.

As the officer approaches the car, the woman rolls down her window and asks

“Is there a problem, officer?”

The officer replies “Ma’am, you were speeding” to which woman simply replies “Oh, I see.”

The officer then asks if he can see her license.

“I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“Don’t have one?”

“Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.”

The officer seems troubled by this, then asks for her vehicle registration papers.

“I can’t do that.”

“Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer begins to wonder if this is a joke. “Stole it?” he asks.

“Yes, and I killed the owner.”


“His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.”

The woman says this so calmly that he begins to doubt that it’s a joke and slowly backs away to his car, calling for back up.

Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to please step out of the vehicle!”

The woman steps out of her vehicle looking confused.

“Is there a problem sir?”

“One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.”

“What?! Murdered the owner?” she asks looking frightened.

The senior officer is momentarily shaken by her seemingly genuine reactions, but stays on guard.

“Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car?”

The woman opens it, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

The officer isn’t sure of what to make of this, then asks “Is this your car, ma’am?”

“Yes, here are the registration papers.”

After looking over her registration, the officer then says “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”

The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out a license and hands it to the officer. As he examines the license, he looks quite puzzled.

“Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.”

The old woman looks deeply offended by this.

“I bet the son of a b!tch told you I was speeding, too!”

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