An Older Fella Was In For A Checkup.

What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly.

One day an older fella was in for a checkup.

After his examination, his doctor was amazed.

“holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in the greatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!”

“did I say I was 64?”

“Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?”

“damn straight you did! I’m 85!”

“85!! Unbelievable! You would be in great shape if you were25! How old was your father when he died?”

“Did I say he was dead?”

“You mean…”

“Damn straight! He’s 106 and going strong!”

“my Lord! What a healthy family you must come from! How long did your grandfather live?”

“Did I say he was dead?”

“no! You can’t mean…”

“Damn straight! He’s 126, and getting married next week!”

“126! Truly amazing, Mr. Edwards. But gee, I wouldn’t think a man would want to get married at that age!”

“Did I say he wanted to get married?…”

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