ElderlyJokes Paddy Was Driving Down The Street. This Is Super Funny. Paddy an elderly man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Whiskey!” Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.” See more Previous joke An Unemployed Guy Got A New Job. Next joke An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket.