One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary:
“Lets go out to eat tonight.”
Mary came back with the classic,
“I have nothing to wear.” reply.
So Paddy said to her:
“Just wear what you had on the last time we went out darling, you looked beautiful!”
So there they were in their local Chinese restaurant, Paddy in jeans and a T shirt, and Mary in her wedding dress!