AnimalsJokes A Passenger Brings His Pet Hawk Onto The Plane. This Is Funny. A passenger brings his pet hawk onto the plane. The flight attendant stops him and says he can’t bring that on this flight. Passenger informs the flight attendant he has a permit, a ticket and permission from the airline to bring the bird. The flight attendant says “No, not the bird, I mean that bag with two dead mice.” Passenger say that’s for the bird, he gets hungry. Flight attendant retorts “Sorry, but the airline only allows one carrion per passenger.” See more Previous joke A Couple Is Taking A Tour Through The Natural History Museum. Next joke A Bee Keeper Walks Into A Pet Store.