AnimalsJokes A Police Dog Responds To An Ad For Work. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. The examiner explains that the position is meant for a human, but he agrees to test the dog anyway. The personnel director begins: “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you have to type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types over 80 words per minute. “Also,” says the director, “you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course.” This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. “There’s one last requirement,” the director continues: “you must be bilingual.” With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, “Meow!” See more Previous joke An Elderly Man Is Stopped By The Police. Next joke A Man And His Wife Are Traveling In The Middle East.