A preacher, while driving through the country stopped and said to an old farmer by the road,
“Are you a Christian?”
The old farmer said,
“No, I am a Jones, Christian lives down the road about a mile and to the left about a quarter-mile.”
“No, you don’t understand,” said the preacher.
“Are you lost?”
“Nope,” replied the old farmer,
“I’ve lived here going on 43 years, and know every nook and cranny hereabouts.”
The preacher scratching his head said,
“Are you ready for the judgment?”
Jones answered, “No, when is it?”
Disgusted, the preacher finally said,
“For you, it may be Tuesday or Wednesday.
“Good,” said the farmer Jones,
“I’ll tell my wife, she will want to go on both days !”
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