One day in a small town during really stormy weather, the town begins to flood. Everyone rushes to Iifeboats and begin to flee. But in a church a priest sits on the alter and does not move. A man runs up to him.
Man- “Father, come quickly, we have a lifeboat ready for you”.
Priest- “No, there is no need for me to flee for the lord will provide and he will save me”.
Man- “Suit yourself”
A few hours later the water has risen up to the alter where the priest is standing. A lifeboat zooms through the door with a few men in it. One man calls to the priest.
Man- “Father come quickly”
Priest- “No, for the lord will provide and he will save me.”
So the lifeboat zooms off. Af ew hours later the water has risen up to the crucifix on which the priest is hanging on. A lifeboat zooms in.
Man- “Father, the town is flooding, you must come with us to safety.”
Priest- “No, the lord will provide. He will save me.”
A few hours later the water rose up to the roof and the priest drowned. Later in heaven the priest met God and said:
Man- “Lord, why didn’t you save me? I had so much faith”
God- “What are you talking about!!!!!! I sent 3 bloody Iifeboats!”
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