The Society Matron Asked A Question To The Zookeeper About Hedgehog

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“What’s the difference between the United States hedgehog and the African hedgehog,” the society matron asked the zookeeper.

“The principal difference is the United States species has a longer prick.”

This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager’s office.

The zoo manager said,

“Ma’am, I apologize for my staff’s unfortunate choice of terms. What the keeper should have said is the United States species has a longer ‘quill’. In fact, their pricks are just about the same size.”

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