JokesMarriage Sue Phones Her Husband At Work. Find Out What She Asked. 7.8k Views Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.” “But this won’t take long,” Sue says, “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.” “I really haven’t the time,” says Dan, “so just quickly tell me the good news.” “Oh, all right then, the good news is that the airbag on your brand new Mercedes works very well.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Pope Goes To New York. Next joke Little Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.