A sweet, little old lady walks into a bar frequented by the baddest biker gang around.
She walks up to the leader, a real mountain of a man, and say she wants to join.
He can barely contain his laughter, and decides to have some fun with her before he tells her off.
“Do you even own a bike?” he asks.
“I do. It’s parked right outside.”
“Do you swear?” <h3″More than a f*cking sailor.” She says.
“Do you drink?”
“Like a fish.”
The leader is surprisingly impressed, and asks one more question.
“Well, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The old lady thinks for a minute, and then says
“No, but I’ve been swung around by the n!pples before.”
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