The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.

What Follows Next Is Hilarious.

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

“Yes,” he said.

“I do. My father taught me.”

“Good. What comes after three.”

“Four,” answered the boy.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

“Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”

“A jack.”