JokesMarriage Teacher Asked The Class. This Is Hilarious. Teacher asked the class, “there are five crows sitting on a fence and a farmer shoots two,how many are left” Little billy pipes up, “ain’t none, the rest took off.” Teacher says” well, there are still three crows, but i like the way you’re thinking.” Little billy says: let me ask you a question, three women are eating ice cream cones. One licks hers, one sucks hers, the other bites hers. Which one is married? Teacher says: idk little billy, is it the one eating it? Little billy says: No, its the one wearing a wedding ring. But i like the way you’re thinking. See more Previous joke A Middle-Aged Housewife Decides To Donate Her Old Clothes. Next joke A Man Walks Into A Bank.