JokesMarriage Teacher Asked The Little Johnny. This Is Funny. Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every time….” Teacher: “That’s so sweet. What’s her first name then?” 4 yr old kid: “I think it’s Sorry… See more Previous joke A Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her. Next joke The Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.