AnimalsJokes Three Animals Were Having A Drink. What Follows Next Is Super Funny. 3.3k Views Three animals were having a drink in a cafe when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.” “I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck has to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.” See more Previous joke Johnny Came Up To His Father And Asked. Next joke An Old lady Thanks For Prayers Which Has Been Answered.