AnimalsJokes Three Ants Take Shelter From The Rain. What Follows Next Is Super Funny. 18.5k Views Three ants take shelter from the rain in somebodies bathroom. The first ant says, “ I’m going to sleep in the sink” The second ant says, “ I’ll sleep in the tub” The third ant says, “ I’ll get the best sleep of all and sleep in the toilet!” The next morning, the three ants wake up. The first ant says, “ I slept great last night!” The second ant says, “ I also had a great sleep!” The third ant says, “ I hardly slept at all! It rained, thundered, and a log fell on my head!” See more Previous joke There Was A Snake Named Nate. Next joke A Man Walks Into A Bar.