ElderlyJokes Three Old Couples Were Having Tea One Fine Day. What Follows Next Is Just Crazy. Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, “Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on. A moment later, the second man said, “Pass the sugar, sugar!” This got a bit of a bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun. He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said, “Pass the tea, bag! See more Previous joke This Couple Is Working On Their Wills. Next joke An Old Man Lays Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats.