A 70-year-old, 80-year-old and 90-year-old men in a nursing home were talking.
“Being 70 is the worst!”
The 70-year-old exclaims.
“Every morning at 7, I wake up to pee, but nothing comes out!”
“Oh, that’s nothing!”
The 80-year old says.
“Each morning at 8, I wake up to poop, and I sit on the toilet for what seems like hours, but nothing comes out!”
“Oh, that’s nothing,”
The 90-year old says.
“I have it the worst!”
“Can you pee?” The first man asks.
“Certainly! Every morning at 7, I pee like a champion.”
“Can you poop?” The second man asks.
“Yes, I can! Each morning at 8, I have a regular bowel movement.”
“Then I don’t understand what the problem is!” The first man says.
“Well, I wake up at 9!”
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