JokesMarriage Three Virgin Sisters Were All Getting Married. This Will Blow Your Mind. 25k Views Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital s*x. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: “Nescafe”. Puzzled at first Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Great from beginning to end”. Mum blushed but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding and the card read: “Rothmans”. Mum now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes to read from the pack: “Super strong King Size”. She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.. the third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand. Mum waited for a week, Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed; still nothing. A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was written with a shaky hand, “Air New Zealand “. Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst and finally found the ad for Air NZ. ‘Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.’ See more Previous joke Farmer Gossman Goes To The Vet. Next joke The Pastor Noticed Johnny Staring Up At The Large Plaque.