JokesMarriage A Three-Year-Old Boy Little Johnny Went With His Dad. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A three-year-old boy little johnny went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.” “How did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied.? “I think it’s printed on the bottom.” See more Previous joke A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant. Next joke A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning.