AnimalsJokes A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley In New York. What A Fast Pace Joke! 3.1k Views A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.” See more Previous joke A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question. Next joke A Fisherman Was Lying On A Beach.