AnimalsJokes A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley. What A Fast Pace Joke! A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.” See more Previous joke A Baby Turtle Was Standing At The Bottom Of A Tree. Next joke The Grandfather Likes To Spend Time With His Grandson.