AnimalsJokes Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence. This Is Priceless. 16k Views Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replied, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it won’t affect us ducks.” See more Previous joke Ole Was Working His Way. Next joke A Woman Arrived At The Gates Of Heaven.