AnimalsJokes Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners. This Is Epic. Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First donkey: “I was thinking about it, but he has a very good-looking daughter, and whenever she does something mischievous, he says that he would get her married to some donkey, and I am just waiting for that to happen.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Woman With Her Her Grandson. Next joke Three House Pets- A Golden Retriever, A Parakeet, And A Cat.