ElderlyJokes Two Elderly Gentlemen In Their Mid-80s. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. Two elderly gentlemen in their mid-80s meet in the lobby of their apartment building. Both being hard of hearing, one asked the other in a louder voice, “Are you going to the market?” The other one replies, “No, no. I am going to the market.” The first gentleman says, “Oh, I thought you were going to the market.” See more Previous joke The Family Arrived At Grandma’s House. Next joke Little Johnny Moves To A New Town.