Two Elderly Women and a Wild Ride.

Marie and Edith, two elderly friends, were out for a drive.

Both struggled to see over the dashboard, but that didn’t stop their journey.

As they approached an intersection, the light turned red—but Marie cruised right through.

Edith, sitting in the passenger seat, thought to herself,

*“Am I imagining things? That looked like a red light!”*

A few minutes later, they reached another intersection.

Once again, the light was red, and once again, they sailed through.

This time, Edith felt more certain but still doubted herself.

*“Could I really be losing it?”*

Determined to focus, she kept her eyes glued to the next light.

At the following intersection, the light was undeniably red, and yet, they breezed through.

Panicking, Edith turned to Marie and yelled,

“Marie! We’ve just run three red lights! You could have killed us!”

Marie looked over, wide-eyed, and replied,

“Oh, am I driving?”