Two Hunters, Paul And Kurt, Were In A Lodge, Making Small Talk.

Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk:

Paul asked Kurt. “So, what do you hunt?”

Kurt answered. “I hunt unicorns.”

Paul was startled, but said “Really? How do you do that?”

Kurt replied.

“I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare.”

Paul said.

“Boy, they must be hard to find. I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never seen one.”

Kurt said.

“Yeah, and there aren’t many unicorns around, either!”