ElderlyJokes Two Old People Sitting on A Park Bench. This Is Funny. Two old people sitting on a park bench. First guy says “hey I just got this new hearing aid. It’s great! It’s super comfortable, you can’t even see it when I’m wearing it and it only cost me $160!” “Wow, what kind is it?” Asks the other. “About a quarter to one.” See more Previous joke A Lion, A Tiger, A Cheetah And A Mouse Fell In A Hole. Next joke An Old Man Lived Alone And His Only Son Is In Prison.